• Teacher: miss Jackson please come to the office.
  • Me: *jumps on table* ARE YOU NASTY
  • *Brendon Urie jumps through the window and high fives me*

thelazykorean:

heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
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me rn

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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acutelesbian:

according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr

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more like 2.5 hours an hour.

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17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

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tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

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cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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